Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
He's not anyone I've played before,
From the minute I first saw an episode of Kath and Kim I thought it was genius, so to be invited to be on the show is, of course, terrific.
A lot of people, for reasons I can't understand, are puzzled to learn I drive. In fact I have been driven since I was 18 and have never had an accident or been clamped.
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
Just get up there and neigh!
It's a most imaginative idea and it's based on a very clever, satirical concept. These two girls are so very tuned in, I tell you. So talented,
Dame Edna: The Royal Tour
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.