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Quotes By author - Starting with M - Mark Twain

There are 306 quotes for the author Mark Twain

Quotations 81 to 100 of 306 Results Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Subject: Animal

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
Subject: Religion Understand

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Subject: Humor Philosophical

Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
Subject: Discovery Books

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
Subject: Language Americans

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Subject: Hate Travel

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them.
Subject: Birth Morality

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Subject: Statistics Lies

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Subject: Life Death

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Subject: Youth Pessimism

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Subject: Humor Adversity

When in doubt, tell the truth.
Subject: Honesty
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Subject: Education Sarcasm

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Subject: Language English

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Subject: Mankind Coward

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Subject: Sports & Competition Golf

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author.
Subject: Humor

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
Subject: Cruel Race

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Subject: Loneliness
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Subject: Mankind Animal

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