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| QUOTE COLLECTIONS OF Mark Twain |
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Quotes By author - Starting with M - Mark Twain
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Subject:
History   
Prejudice   
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
Subject:
Language   
Americans   
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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
Subject:
Humor   
Sarcasm   
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author.
Subject:
Humor   
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Subject:
Education   
Sarcasm   
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
Subject:
Discovery   
Books   
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Subject:
Humor   
Death   
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The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco.
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Subject:
Perseverance   
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Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them.
Subject:
Birth   
Morality   
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Quotations 81 to
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