Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Subject:
Love & Romance   
Humor   
Marriage   
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Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Subject:
Humor   
Women   
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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
Subject:
Humor   
Sarcasm   
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HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another --the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.
Subject:
Justice   
Laws   
Sarcasm   
Source: Devil's Dictionary
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FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
Subject:
Humor   
Sarcasm   
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There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Subject:
Justice   
Laws   
Judgment   
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Subject:
Patience   
Cynicism   
Sarcasm   
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Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Subject:
Revenge   
Patience   
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DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Subject:
Patriotism   
Diplomacy   
Sarcasm   
Source: Devil Dictionary
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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
Subject:
Perseverance   
Sarcasm   
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Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Subject:
Education   
Knowledge   
Sarcasm   
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Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Subject:
Ego   
Sarcasm   
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Subject:
Logic   
Sarcasm   
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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
Subject:
Patriotism   
Sarcasm   
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Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.
Subject:
Doubt   
Truth   
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
Subject:
Doubt   
Failure   
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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Subject:
Humor   
Ego   
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Subject:
Humor   
War   
Americans   
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
Subject:
Eulogy   
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Subject:
Intellect   
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