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Quotes By author - Starting with D - Dave Barry

There are 93 quotes for the author Dave Barry

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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic Attitude Treaty Organization.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, is a "type of weevil."

Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

MEGAHERTZ: This is a really, really big hertz.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.

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