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There are 93 quotes for the author Dave Barry

Quotations 81 to 93 of 93 Results Page: 1 2 3 4 5

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

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