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There are 69 quotes for the author Douglas Adams

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One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.

Arthur: 'It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.' Ford : 'Why, what did she say?' Arthur: 'I don't know, I never listened.'

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

His study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library.

'My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre,' he muttered to himself, 'and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds

Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandonded this theory in favor of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

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