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There are 8 quotes for the author Elayne Boosler

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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.
Subject: Appearance & Attitudes

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

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