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There are 40 quotes for the author George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose - it'll be much harder to detect

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands

Religion is just mind control

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