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There are 76 quotes for the author Groucho Marx

Quotations 21 to 40 of 76 Results Page: 1 2 3 4

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

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