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There are 76 quotes for the author Groucho Marx

Quotations 41 to 60 of 76 Results Page: 1 2 3 4

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Humor is reason gone mad.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

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