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Quotes By author - Starting with H - Henny Youngman
There are 46 quotes for the author Henny Youngman
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Subject:  Humor   
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A man goes to a psychiatrist "Nobody listen to me!" The doctor says "Next!"

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

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