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Quotes By author - Starting with H - Henny Youngman
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There are 46 quotes for the author Henny Youngman
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I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
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Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
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Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
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