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Quotes By author - Starting with L - Larry David
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There are 55 quotes for the author Larry David
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ... Seinfeld.
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I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
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Still, after all this time, whenever I've mentioned my service in the Reserve during Vietnam, it's been met with sneers and derision. But now, thanks to President Bush, I can stand up proudly alongside him and all the other guys who guarded the home front.
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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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