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There are 37 quotes for the author Ogden Nash

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Subject: Family

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Subject: Parents

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Subject: Progress

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Subject: Work

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

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