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There are 57 quotes for the author Rodney Dangerfield

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Life is just a bowl of pits.
Subject: Life

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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