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There are 39 quotes for the author Scott Adams

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Subject: Art

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Subject: Creativity

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead

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