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There are 110 quotes for the author Woody Allen

Quotations 81 to 100 of 110 Results Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Marriage is the death of hope.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

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