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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor

Quotations 21 to 40 of 120 Results Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6

When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
Author: John F. Kennedy

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Author: Mark Twain

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
Author: Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Author: Mark Twain

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Author: Laurence J. Peter

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Author: Mark Twain

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author.
Author: Mark Twain

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
Author: Mark Twain

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
Author: Oscar Wilde

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.
Author: John F. Kennedy

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Author: Mark Twain

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Author: Will Rogers

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Author: Tom Clancy

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Author: Mark Twain

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