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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.
Author: Mark Twain
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Author: Mark Twain
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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
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FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Author: Robert Frost
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Author: Mark Twain
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Author: Dave Barry
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There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Author: Winston Churchill
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