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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Author: Steven Wright
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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Author: Charles Lamb
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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Author: David Bissonnette
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