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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong... It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happinesss is assured.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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