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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor

Quotations 81 to 100 of 120 Results Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Author: Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Author: Ralph Bus

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Author: Unknown

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Author: Rita Rudner

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Work: Letters and Social Aims

A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Author: Duane Dewel

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Author: Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Author: Samuel Johnson

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Author: Steven Wright

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Author: Charles Lamb

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Author: H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken

Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Author: Douglas Adams

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
Author: James Thurber
Work: in Edward R. Murrow television interview

Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

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