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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Author: Will Rogers
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I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy - 'Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.'
Author: John F. Kennedy
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Author: Laurence J. Peter
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Author: Mark Twain
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Author: Woody Allen
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Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.
Author: John F. Kennedy
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
Author: Mark Twain
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In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, 'one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.'
Author: Mark Twain
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Author: Mark Twain
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Author: Robert A. Heinlein
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