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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Author: Woody Allen
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Author: Woody Allen
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Author: Aristotle
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Author: Woody Allen
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Source: Letters and Social Aims
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
Author: Franklin P. Jones
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She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
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I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
Author: Oscar Wilde
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Author: Unknown
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