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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor
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There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.
Author: George Burns
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Author: Duane Dewel
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Author: Ambrose Bierce
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Author: Douglas Adams
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Author: H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Author: Unknown
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Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Author: Ralph Bus
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Author: Henny Youngman
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