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Quotes By subject - Starting with C - Computers

There are 31 quotes for the subject Computers

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Author: Rich Cook

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
Author: Anon

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|
Author: Anon

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Author: Anon

The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.
Author: Adam Smith

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Author: Robert Orben

The Next Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
Author: Anon

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Author: Unknown

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Author: Anon

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Author: Anon

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
Author: Unknown

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Author: Anon

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Author: Pablo Picasso

The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Author: Jeff Raskin

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Author: Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Author: Jeff Pesis

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Author: Robert X. Cringely

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Author: John C. Dvorak

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Author: Mitch Ratliffe

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