- "Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." Lyndon B. Johnson
- "We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it." Lyndon B. Johnson
- "The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business." Lyndon B. Johnson
- "I don't know what it will take out there - 500 casualties maybe, maybe 500,000. It's the aughts that scare me." Lyndon B. Johnson
- "Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not conquest, it is not empire, it is not foreign bases, it is not domination. It is, simply put, just to prevent the forceful conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam." Lyndon B. Johnson

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