I've gained a few pounds around the midd

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	"I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels." - -- Dave barry

Top 5 quotes from Dave barry

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."
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"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate."

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