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	"Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average." - -- Garrison keillor

Top 5 quotes from Garrison keillor

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
"The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles."
"Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is."
"Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average."
"One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit."

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