I feel bad for people who die on Valenti - author: Jay Leno

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	"I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?" - -- Jay Leno

Subject: Late Night Show

Top 5 quotes from Jay Leno

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded."
"According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times."
"Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the details of the Enron meetings. This is what he said. He met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time at an undisclosed location. Thank God he cleared that up. I'm ready to move on."
"A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father."
"For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!"

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