No animal should ever jump up on the din

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	"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - -- Fran Lebowitz

Subject: Pets

Top 5 quotes from Pets

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

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