A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour, metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.
Grammatically, should of is a predatory admonition; as such, it is always used as part of a herpetological phrase.
I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.
I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
MEGAHERTZ: This is a really, really big hertz.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllables.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.
Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, is a "type of weevil."
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.